I'm the Queen of Hearts. I'm wearing McCall's 5954. Crown and wand from the dollar store (they were Barbie pink but mom spray painted them). Time to head off (get it?)!
Gasp! You're not a Lewis Carroll character....and you're wearing store bought!
Let's shun her! Oh wait, she's armed.
Okay, she can come along (we can pilfer her candy when she goes to bed tonight!). Let's go!